Fan interference…………….

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………..every God damned time I see a fan interfere with
a ball at a baseball game whether its on ESPN or live at the cell, it makes me want
to throttle somebody. Where are these fans heads at? I know the
rule………..fan has a fair shot at the ball etc….etc… But c’mon.
Last night during the  game some *** hat reaches out for a ball that was
hit down the line and just had to stick his bitch *** hand out there and touch
the ball, and the runner headed for home had to stop at third because of the
ground rule double/fan interference f@#k face.

I think they need to pass an amendment. Interfere with the game; get handcuffed
to your seat. NO, better than that just beat that fans *** unmercifully, photo
his stupid ***, and ban him from every major league ballpark for ever. We could
even use some of that anti terrorist face recognition software to spot his
stupid ***, and then beat him some more for trying to get in to the ballpark.

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Ya know even if you were a knowledgeable fan and could make a split second decision
that could help your team by interfering with the ball; you still probably need
a beating. I would list the appropriate times to help out your team but I’m
afraid that the drunken dumb *** fans around MLB (especially in Chi town) would
try and put these into use and then I would feel bad and have to pay them a
visit.

So for Gods sake let’s get it straight….

  • keep your hands to yourself
  • do not reach for a batted or
    thrown ball whether foul of fair (and yes you are too stupid to make that decision
    for yourself)
  • if you do break the rule than
    don’t whine about the beating you deserve
  • don’t drink too much, maybe
    you can actually watch the game and enjoy it

Fan interference, also called spectator’s interference, is a form
of interference caused by fans who enter the field of play
for the purpose of retrieving a baseball. In the case of a foul pop-up,
umpires
may award an out
if it is deemed that a fan interfered and the player would have made a catch.
In the outfield, when a fan reaches over the fence to
interfere with a fair ball, the player is awarded a double.
Fans who interfere with batted balls in play are usually removed from the
ballpark.And then beaten to death!!!!!!!

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